Page 71 of Lovesick
She’s pretty trashed, but she’ll live. And Sutton, don’t be an idiot. At least salt and pepper your raw egg before you drink it.
SUTTON
Aye, aye, Cap!
FOSTER
I’m deeply concerned about your lack of critical thinking skills.
SUTTON
KNOX
As enlightening as this has been, I’m going to go track down those hotties that were all over me last night.
CREW
Seriously? Those girls were definitely not interested in you.
KNOX
Yuh-huh. They kept complimenting me on my hot-ass shower curtain costume.
FOSTER
Dude, your gaydar is broken.
KNOX
Um, I think I know when the ladies want a piece of Knox.
HARLAN
Please don’t refer to yourself in the thirdperson ever again.
FOSTER
Nah, they were definitely complimenting the craftsmanship. This coming from a guy who goes both ways.
SUTTON
This is fucking gold. I saw those exact girls making out together later that night.
KNOX
You’re shitting me.
SUTTON
It’s a rookie mistake.
KNOX
I can’t believe this. I feel so…betrayed. I have no game.
CREW
You’re just now realizing that?
