Page 2 of Falling for You
‘I’m so sorry,’ he says, getting to his feet, ‘I’ve got to go.’
I open my mouth to say something, but he slips back through the crowd before I can even react.
Just like that, he’s gone.
I didn’t even get his name.
CHAPTER ONE
SEVEN DAYS EARLIER
Annie
My name is Annie Glover and I have a confession.
I am addicted to autumn.
I can’t help it. I love absolutely everything about it. If there was an autumn addicts group, I’d be first in line preparing to swear on a pumpkin-spiced latte not to buy any more oversized scarves or chunky-knit sweaters. I’m the person who stuffs my sweaty body into a crocheted jumper on 1 September, even when summer is still roaring in the sky. I give a little cheer when I see the new Starbucks menu come out, and I once felt my eyes well up when I crunched on the first autumn leaves that had fallen on the pavement.
(I need to point out here that I was very hormonal at the time, and later that day also cried at my flatmate Penny making me a cup of tea without asking when I got out of the bath. But still, no ordinary person cries over a leaf. Except, perhaps, Alan Titchmarsh.)
I love the way the leaves change to golden yellow andrich, plum red. I love the moment you step outside and it feels as if you’re breathing in toothpaste and your cheeks are being lightly pinched. I love the feeling of going ‘back to school’, seeing children in fresh uniforms and stocking up on shiny new stationery at WHSmith. It brings a little glow right below my heart, every year, without fail.
I know a lot of people claim to love autumn, but really the reason that they love it is because it’s leading up to Christmas. That is not true love. For me, Christmas is like the after party. I’m still wearing my cosy jumper and ridiculous scarf, but I’ve reluctantly swapped my witch’s hat for a Santa one.
Which brings me to what I love about autumn the most: Halloween.
I love the costumes. I love the Halloween films. I love all the themed foods and the way everyone dresses up on TV. It’s the only time of year where everybody celebrates being a bit weird and wonderful on the same day by letting out their inner spook.
I look at myself in the mirror and feel a swell of pride.
If Halloween costumes were an Olympic sport, I’m not saying I’d win gold but I’d certainly be a medallist.
Actually, screw it. I’d win gold. I look great.
I had the idea for my costume the day after the annual Halloween party that Penny, Tanya and I threw in our flat just outside Clapham last year. I was face down on the sofa, trying to nurse my double hangover (one induced by the vodka, and the other induced by the fact that my favourite night of the year was over). To cheer me up, Tanya started telling me how great everyone said my costume was. I had dressedup as Wednesday Addams and my costume had included a secret compartment, meaning I could scare the life out of everyone by using one of my hands as Thing and simultaneously trick them into thinking I had three hands. I mean, yes, Liam almost fell off the balcony mid-cigarette when I used the third hand to offer him a lighter. But still, it was fantastic.
Anyway! It was then that I started brainstorming my next ‘unassuming’ costume and the idea came to me: I was going to be … a bat.
Now, I’m not one of those people who take Halloween as an excuse to dress up as a sexy witch or prowl around in a mask. I mean, sure, I can totally see the appeal. Who wouldn’t want to stomp around in a nightclub feeling like the fifth member of Little Mix for an evening? But for me, I can’t resist the chance to completely transform myself into something grotesque, and I’m not the only one. I (almost) make a living out of it.
I turn to the side and narrow my eyes in the reflection.
Mum taught me how to sew when I was a teenager. I found hovering behind her in Topshop excruciating, looking at the clothes that other girls my age wore. None of them felt quite right on my awkward teenage body. Honestly, I don’t know how the other girls had the confidence. So, I asked Mum if we could make my clothes ourselves. I did textiles at school, and it turned into a regular activity that Mum and I spent most of our Sundays doing. It’s even become a little business for us: the Stitching Witches. It doesn’t make enough for us to do it full-time, but it’s still fun.
It turns out I’m pretty damn good at it. People come to meyear after year requesting their costumes, and I have quite a following on social media now. It’s not just Halloween; I’ll make costumes throughout the year … as long as they’re looking for something slightly bizarre and over the top. If you’re looking for a sexy, Victoria’s Secret-style costume, I’m not your girl. If you want to convince people that you’ve dislocated your shoulder, which jerks out every time they touch you, hit me up.
In an ideal world, I’d spend my life making these costumes, and maybe one day it’ll happen. I mean, it could happen now, if I was content living in a shoebox for the rest of my life and stealing breadcrumbs off the birds in the park.
My costume this year is black, and ever-so-slightly furry. Not in a chic, Sarah Jessica Parker way, more how otters look when they slip out of the water. Sleek until you touch it.
At first, it looks like a giant cape. It scrunches around my neck with an elaborate black collar, covering my whole body. But when you pull a lever, the wings pop out and reveal what isunderneaththe cape, and you see the catsuit I’ve made. The bones of the bat’s body are embedded using thick plastic straws, and grotesque patches of fur sprout out randomly.
On the night, I’ll slick back my dark hair and wear red contact lenses, and then when everyone has had a few drinks and they’re least expecting it, I’ll pull the lever and BAM, my costume will be fully unveiled.
I pick up my phone and take a picture to send to my mum, my biggest fan. She replies almost immediately.
WOW! LOVE IT!
