Annie:
I tried! He was acting weird.
Penny:
Maybe he’s just an American with dark hair?
Annie:
Maybe, but I just felt—
‘Do you?’
My eyes snap up from my phone and I realise with a jolt that the guy opposite me has been talking this entire time.
Shit. I barely noticed him sit down.
I could just nod, that’s the safest thing to do.
But what if he asked, ‘Do you want a threesome right now with me and the barman?’
‘I’m so sorry,’ I say, turning my phone over as it vibrates again. ‘Can you repeat that?’
‘No worries,’ he smiles. ‘I asked if you like music.’