Glossary/Irish Slang
 
 a bit of talent:a good-looking person.
 
 a forklift wouldn’t shift her:I’m not kissing her.
 
 a slab of beer:a box of 24 bottles of beer.
 
 allergic:can’t stand something/someone.
 
 the Angelus:every evening at 6pm in Ireland, there is a minute silence for prayer on the television.
 
 any chance of the ride:would you like to have sex with me.
 
 ask me bollox:politely no, and leave me alone.
 
 ask the back of me sack:I’m not doing it for you.
 
 as thick as two short planks:a stupid person.
 
 ate the box off her:cunnilingus.
 
 ate the head off me:told me off.
 
 away for slates:to do well.
 
 back her into me, Bridie:let’s have sex.
 
 ball-hopper:a jokester.
 
 balm out:to lie down and relax.
 
 bang on:decent person/correct.
 
 bate:exhausted.
 
 beor:a woman/girl.
 
 the best part of him ran down his mother’s leg:he’s a fool.
 
 biro:ink pen.
 
 bluey:porno movie.
 
 bog roll:toilet roll.
 
 the bog:the toilet.
 
 bonnet:hood of the car.
 
 boot:trunk of the car.
 
 box of fags:packet of cigarettes.
 
 box the head off ya:I will punch you.
 
 break your melt:test your patience.
 
 breast in a bun:chicken burger.