Page 258 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 11
“Single Girl Rules.”
“Whatever.” I exed out of the screen that was paused on the penis.
“Hey! I wasn’t done with that yet.”
“What else did you want to do with it?”
“Scarlett, we need to study it. That was Eli Jones. He’s on your baker’s dozen list.”
I sighed. “I don’t know what his penis size has to do with him being my kiss thief.”
“Everything when he’s packing that much in those tight little football pants. You definitely need to make out with him on Saturday.”
The kissing booth wasn’t happening. Because we were going to catch our mascot. Speaking of which... “Do you see the mascot costume anywhere?”
We both leaned over the phone to scan the locker room.
“Negative,” Sophie said. “But checkhimout.” She pointed to Luis Rodriguez and then zoomed up on his dick. At least he was wearing boxers.
“Sophie, stop zooming in so much.”
“But Luis is on your list too.” She cocked her head to the side. “I’m guessing he’s a grower.”
“Sophie, I didn’t put the cameras in the locker room to survey the whole team’s penis sizes.”
“I mean...”
“No.”
“But...”
“Put that away.”
She sighed. “Aren’t you even alittlecurious about Jacob? And Axel? Because they’re both on screen 3.”
I looked down at where the two of them were changing. Jacob had just pulled his shirt off. I stared at his six-pack as he unbuttoned his dress pants.
But then my phone dinged with an incoming message. From the kiss thief.
“I don’t want you to think less of me. Just know that I wished you’d been my first everything too.”
Sophie’s jaw dropped. “It’s definitely a dude. He basically admitted he’s slept with a million people. A woman would never say that. I mean, maybe the last part because it’s sweet. But never the first part. She would have just pretended to be a virgin.”
“So it’s not Gigi?”
“Highly doubtful.”
“Wait! Fast forward in the footage to like one minute ago. Maybe someone will be texting in the locker room!”
“You’re a genius.” Sophie sped up the footage to exactly one minute ago. But there were only like five people in the locker room. And they were all just changing out of their workout clothes.
I kept watching until it didn’t make any sense to keep watching. I sighed. “He’s so elusive.”
“Should we rewind the footage again to look for the mascot?”
I stared at her. We both knew that wasn’t why she wanted to rewind the footage. And it was a really good thing only I had the login info, or she was going to really misuse it. “Let’s watch all the footage on like 5x speed just to see if there’s any hint of the mascot.”
“Boo.”
