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I can’t.

Felix:

And why not?

Hayworth:

Because it’s always in the gutter.

Felix:

*eye roll emoji* I’m not going to sleep with you.

I had to try. And probably will try again. That man is fire and I want to be burned by him, but only in the good way. Not the whole gut-wrenching, heartbreaking type of way. Is it too much to hope he wants the same?

Hayworth:

Now you’re hurting my feelings. Am I that ugly?

Felix:

The ugliest.

Hayworth:

Ouch.

I laugh as I fall onto my couch and cozy up with my phone in my hand.

Felix:

You’ll get over it. So…any other ideas? Don’t you want to go somewhere public so you can impress people with what an upstanding citizen you are?

Hayworth:

Ouch again.

Felix:

You’re so sensitive.

Hayworth:

Guilty as charged.

Felix:

So…

Hayworth:

Will you do anything?

Felix:

As long as it doesn’t include your bed, yes.

It’s like, the more he turns me down, the more I want him in my bed. Why is he playing so hard to get? And why does that make me hard?