Page 9 of Meet Me in the Valley

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I’m pretty sure my man is occupied at the moment.

Tia

What? What does that even mean?

Logan

It means, my guy is getting a wedding night preview.

Tia

WTF! They have to be here in ten minutes! Go get them!!

Logan

T! I tried! I walked in on them mid fingers in and D kicked me out.

Tia

Omg EW! They couldn’t just wait until after the party?!

Logan

Clearly not.

Tia

Where are you now?

Logan

I’m outside his house waiting in the car with a bad case of blue balls.

Tia

You’re so gross.

Logan

I’m only human.

Tia

More like DOG.

Logan

Woof ;)

Tia

You’re such a pain in my ass. Get them here ASAP.

Logan

Woof woof!

Tia

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