Page 276 of How to Kiss a Hawthorne Brother
Brody:They’re definitely a thing. They’re almost as bad as Perry and Lila were.
Perry:We weren’t bad.
Brody:You were definitely bad.
Perry:We were falling in love. Also, you’re one to talk. We watched you pine after Kate for YEARS, Brody. YEARS.
Flint:He’s right. It was pretty painful.
Brody:You think it was painful for you? Imagine how I felt.
Flint:So, is Lennox actually serious about this woman? Am I the only one sensing how big of a deal this is?
Brody:Agreed. It’s a big deal.
Perry:She seems good for him though. This is a good thing.
Lennox:Should I step out so you guys can talk about my love life more openly?
Flint:YOU SAID LOVE LIFE. DO YOU LOVE HER?
Lennox:Stop. It’s a figure of speech. No overreacting.
Lennox:But also, I maybe . . .
Flint:DETAILS, MAN. SPILL THEM.
Brody:WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US FLINT
Flint:Sorry. Caps lock was on. Didn’t realize.
Lennox:I don’t know what happened. She annoyed me. I annoyed her. Then all of a sudden, we didn’t anymore.
Perry:Does she know how you feel?
Lennox:Pretty sure, but we haven’t explicitly said anything or made it official.
Perry:But you think she feels the same way?
Brody:Kate says she thinks the feelings are definitely mutual. Based on her observations and conversations with Tatum.
Flint:DUDE. You know the rules about letting wives read the text thread.
Brody:Sorry, sorry. She was reading over my shoulder. She says she’s sorry.
Flint:I can’t even with you. Hi, Kate. NOW GO AWAY.
Brody:She says she loves you. And she loved the interview you did with Vanity Fair.
Perry:And by that she means she knows exactly how to stroke your ego so you’ll let her off the hook.
Brody:Perry speaks very fluent Kate.
Flint:Tell Kate THANK YOU because the interview WAS amazing. And I’ll let her off the hook anyway because she has to share a bed with Brody and we all know how terrible he smells.
Brody:Are we twelve again?
Flint:All I’m saying is the last time I was home and I rode in your truck, it smelled like the river died and rotted in your back seat.
