Page 113 of Even Vampires Bleed
Maybe I should destroy that one, too.
Maybe I could cook it and make a dildo out of it.
I’d have to find the kind of varnish the fox used, and I didn’t see anything in the tiny house.
Stop it, Cassiopé,I tell myself.
I’m horny, but I still need to keep my common sense.
Cooking the damn thing and then making it waterproof would be a thing, yes.
But what happens if the thing breaks? Because I have seen how easily glasses and plates can be broken.
Now, imagine if that clay dick broke while using it?
It would be a nightmare.
It would send me directly to the hospital, but there’s no way to call an ambulance out here.
So only two choices would be open to me. Fly myself to the nearest hospital, or ask Léandre.
I shudder at the latter.
What would I tell him, anyway?
“I was so horny I fucked a clay dick while thinking about you.”
No, I don’t see this going very well.
But that could be worse.
He could ask to see and try to remove it.
I’m appalled that the thought has even grazed my mind.
That’s bad.
I still put the dick on the shelf inside the house and walk back to the house covered in clay.
I could walk to the well and get rid of most of the clay, but I won’t manage to get it all out. I suspect that I’ve not been the tidiest and maybe clay has slipped in places it shouldn’t have.
Namely, my bra.
At least it’s not in my panties.
When I arrive at the house, the house is empty. Léandre is still at the other clearing and that’s good because it means I won’t have to wait to take a shower.
I drop my clothes next to the house before even passing the threshold.
They’re covered with clay, and I don’t want to mess the house up more than it already is.
Having to clean it every week is already more than I’m used to. We have a staff in Notre Dame to take care of the cleaning, and I didn’t know how time consuming it would be before arriving here. Luckily, I’m not alone to do the cleaning,
I’m not getting clay all over the house, though.
So, that’s why my clothes stay at the door and I enter the house naked as the day I was born.
I make my way to the bedroom and turn on the water.
