Page 18 of Cruel Pawn

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got it loud and clear

not researching her right now

but just for fun what’s her surname

MostArdently:

McFadyen

DJetSet:

Fucking christ. Tell me you didn’t already marry this assassin.

MostArdently:

Not yet.

I’m not sensing very supportive vibes here, Stef. Didn’t I back you up when you wanted to hunt down that Castro jerk when he said you had a tiny peepee?

DJetSet:

Hey, that’s different. He insulted my honour.

CameoSawConquered:

you call your dick your honour…

wow

MostArdently:

OMG. Like a judge

Hey, does that mean your dick can decide if someone’s guilty or innocent, Stef?

DJetSet:

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Mostly because if they’re on the other end of my dick, they’re definitely not innocent.

CameoSawConquered:

im blocking you both right now

this is too much information to know about my cousin

arden don’t do anything dumb

MostArdently:

Would kidnapping count as something dumb?

CameoSawConquered:

YES!

DJetSet:

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