She doesn’t even have a cat!
CameoSawConquered:
??
MostArdently:
SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A CAT.
None of it was true. She lied to me.
DJetSet:
Who are we talking about?
MostArdently:
Carmen. Well, her real name’s Priya.
And she’s so fucking pretty, and clever, and wicked heart eye emojis She tried to kill me, but I don’t really care about that.
But she LIED about having a cat, and I CANNOT forgive that.
DJetSet:
Back the fuck up. Someone tried to kill you? When?
CameoSawConquered:
ill put a plan together
Most Ardently:
You absolutely will fucking not. That’s my future wife. I won’t sit idly by while you plan her grizzly death.
DJetSet:
Jesus
Can you even hear yourself? Some chick tried to kill you, and you’re planning to marry her?
Most Ardently:
No. I planned to marry her, and THEN she tried to kill me. Totally different vibe.
Although, scary women are super-hot… so maybe I would have still planned our wedding if she tried to end me first.
Point being, I’m going to marry that woman so hands off, Cameo.
CameoSawConquered:
sure
MostArdently:
I mean it.
CameoSawConquered: