“Kind of? First I dreamt that these four big black men were creeping in from our balcony. Full nude. And erect.” He shuddered.
Oh shit.I tried not to laugh. “Wow,” I said. “That’s quite the dream.”
“That’s not all. I woke up after that and couldn’t get back to sleep. So I went downstairs to get a drink…”
Warm milk with ice and whipped cream, you freak.
“…And while I was getting it, I had this vision of you tied up in Christmas lights riding Santa while you jerked off two of those black guys.”
I couldn’t hold in my laughter anymore. “Babe! That’s such a naughty dream!”
“It was insane. After that I just couldn’t get back to sleep. And you weren’t here…” He paused and looked at me. “Wait. Where were you all night?”
At a Christmas Eve orgy.“Just working on some last-minute presents. But I don’t think I was out that late. Come on, let’s go see what Santa gave us in our stockings. Maybe he left you a thank you note for letting him and his big black elves sneak in and fuck your girl.”
He tossed a pillow at me. “Not funny, babe.”
I finished getting dressed. Ash and Slavanka were waiting in the hallway for us.
“Is it time?!” asked Ash.
“Yup. Let’s do it.” I cupped my hand over my mouth and called downstairs to Daddy. “Can we come down?!”
“One second, princess,” he called back. I heard footsteps downstairs as Daddy walked around the room getting everything ready for our grand entrance.
The fireplace clicked a few times and then lit with a whooshing noise.
Christmas music started playing.
And finally the hallway in front of us lit up with the glow of Christmas lights as Daddy plugged the Christmas trees in.
“Come on down!” he called.
Ash sprinted down the hallway. I thought she was gonna fly down the stairs, but instead she stopped dead in her tracks. “Woooooooow.”
Wow was right. Daddy always got me a lot of presents. But never like this. Every surface of the great room was covered in presents of all shapes and sizes. Which was fortunate, because if the carpet hadn’t been covered, Daddy and Chad would have had a lot of questions about all the cum stains everywhere.
We all ran down the stairs as Daddy stood at the bottom and snapped pictures of us.
“Wait,” he said. “That one was blurry.”
But Ash didn’t give a fuck. She just ran past him, hurdled a couple presents, and snatched her stocking off the mantel. I was right behind her.
I was about to pull the first present out of my stocking when Ash dumped her whole stocking on the floor. Ferrero Rochers rolled everywhere. Ash did her best to corral them, but then she got distracted by a long rectangular present that had been in her stocking.
She flipped it over and read the tag. “To Ash. From Teddybear. Aw. I didn’t know he was gonna get me anything.” She tore into the paper and held up a long black rod. “A dildo?” she whispered.
“Girl, that’s a taser,” I said.
“Dildo, taser. Same, same,” said Slavanka.
“Russians use tasers as dildos?” asked Ash. For some reason, she locked eyes with Daddy as she said it. Her face turned bright red. “Oh look,” she said, trying to change the subject as quickly as possible. “A present for you, Chastity!” She grabbed the closest present and tossed it to me.
I looked at the tag. “It’s actually for you. From Santa.” I tossed it back to her.
She opened it and pulled out the cutest green lingerie with white fur trim.
Aw, Daddy!That was so sweet of him to get her lingerie and pretend like it was from Santa.