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“Mhm. Suuuure you didn’t.”

The final elf in line tucked his little penis back into his lederhosen and was replaced by an elf that wasalmostas hot as syrup elf. He undid his pants and pulled out an absoluteunit.Instead of using a stool like the others, he snapped at the tiny-dicked elf and made him get on all fours by the belt. And then he hopped onto his back and used him as a stool while he fucked Ash from behind. He didn’t mess with the lights, either. He just had some other elves run up and hold her in place while he had his way with her.

“Whoa, girl,” I said, pointing to her leg shaking on the screen. “Did that elf make you come?”

“No, that was just a leg cramp. I think.”

“You don’t know the difference between a cramp and an orgasm?!”

“No…”

I stared at her. “Ash. Have you never had an orgasm before?”

She shrugged.

“Santa didn’t give you one when he was fucking you against his throne?”

“Maybe?”

“So sad,” said Slavanka.

“Girl, you’d know if he had. You poor thing. I can’t believe you’ve never experienced life’s greatest pleasure.” No wonder she was always so neurotic. I’d be crazy too if I never got to come. “We’re going to fix this immediately. Where are our guys?” I looked around, but they were nowhere to be seen. Not that I could see very far. The maze of giant presents blocked my view of 95% of the atrium. “Come on,” I said and grabbed her arm. “One of these lucky guys is about to change your life.”

HoHoHo - Chapter 15 – The More the Merrier

Christmas Eve, 2013

We found the boys helping Santa reload all the presents that Ash had knocked over.

I was relieved that the guys were still here. But also…I knew they weren’t going to go anywhere. There was no way they’d leave mid-Christmas-orgy.

I whistled and they all looked over at us.

“Listen up, boys,” I said. “It’s just been brought to my attention that Ash here has never had an orgasm. So…triple points to whoever gets her first.”

“Chastity!” hissed Ash. “What are you doing?!” Her face was bright red.

“You’ll thank me later.”

Tommy was first to jump off the sleigh. But he was out of luck, because the banana king was at one of the wrapping stations touching up some presents that had lost their bows.

Ash’s eyes went straight to his monster cock swinging between his legs. It wasn’t rock hard like it had been earlier, but the thing was still massive.

I thought she might run again. But she didn’t. She just put her hand on her hip and smiled at him.

Brave girl.

“Wait!” called Ghostie just before the banana king got to Ash. “Triple points is a big deal. Why does he get to go first?”

I stepped in front of Ash to block the banana king. “He’s right,” I said.

“Fine,” said the banana king. “Size contest to see who goes first.” He pointed down at his humungous cock. “I win. Now step aside.”

He tried to step around me, but Slavanka blocked his path too.

“We’re not having a size contest,” I said. Those are only fun if it’s a mystery as to who is the biggest. But I like the idea of randomizing it. Will you be partaking, Santa?”

“I’ll sit out of this one,” he called back. “Gotta get this sleigh organized so I can do my deliveries when we’re done here. I think my naughty little elf can handle herself from here.” He winked at Ash.