“Why is your head wrapped in wrapping paper?” I asked.
“What?” asked Ash. “Did that not happen to you guys?” She reached up and made a little eyehole for herself.
“Nope,” I said. “After we got separated on the belt, I felt a warm gust of air. It smelled like snuggling by the fire on Christmas Eve. I couldn’t have asked for a more relaxing entrance into Santa’s Spa.”
“Yes, yes,” agreed Slavanka. “Conveyor belt drop me into impossibly thick fur. Feel like warm hug from Ded Moroz himself.”
“Huh,” said Ash as she made a second eye hole for herself. “My entrance was a little different. I got picked up by some metal claws and held upside down while the sorting machine wrapped my head in wrapping paper and stuck a bow on my ass.”
Ooooh.That explained why Ash screamed shortly after we got separated. “Wow. Well, maybe you just got mixed up with a present. I’m sure the massage that followed more than made up for it.”
“I didn’t get a massage,” said Ash.
“Me no either,” agreed Slavanka. “Instead, three elf teach me how to craft traditional nut cracker out of thousand-year-old Siberian oak. Most enriching experience of life. I cherish forever.”
“For real?” asked Ash. “I just got tossed onto another conveyor belt by the mechanical arms. And I couldn’t see a damn thing, but I could definitely feel myself tumbling down about thirty feet of belt. When I finally got to the bottom, I was on all fours with my ass hanging off the side. So this elf walked up behind me and stuck a candy cane right in my cooch. And then he took it out and stuffed me full of gumdrops.”
“But then they ate them out of you, right?” I asked. “I’ll never forget the way that elf licked the syrup off my pussy. By the time he was done, there wasn’t a drop left. And then the three elves wrapped me in these beautiful lights.” I gestured to the diamondstudded lights encircling my body. “I don’t think a man has ever treated my body with such delicacy and respect.”
“Mine different,” said Slavanka. “Quartet of balalaika elf play most magical rendition ofWaltz of the Flowerswhile other elf dance me across floor. Feel like float on cloud. By end, I all wrapped in diamond Christmas light jewelry.”
Ash’s mouth dropped open. “Our lights are diamond studded?” She raised her arm in front of the little eye holes she’d made. “Wait, why aren’t mine?”
“Maybe they ran out?” I said. Her elves had definitely just wrapped her in a normal strand of Christmas lights. The ones with the dark green wires designed to disappear into a Christmas tree.
“It look like you wrapped by teen boy who look up bondage on internet,” said Slavanka.
She wasn’t wrong. Ash’s lights didn’t follow any pattern like mine and Slavanka’s. They were just wrapped around her all willy nilly. “Did you fall over while they were putting them on you or something?”
“No! I think my elf was struggling to keep pace with the belt. He must have been jogging beside it as he wrapped me with these lights. And the whole time he kept shoving bigger and bigger candy canes in my pussy.”
“Are you sure that’s what happened?” I asked.
“Pretty sure. But it was hard to tell with this wrapping paper over my head. Why?”
“Because…” I pointed up to a TV screen hanging over the factory door. It was showing a replay of exactly what happened to Ash, complete with subtitles.
Ash’s eyes got huge when she saw the footage.
“Ah! Why is that elf taking his cock out?!” she screamed. “And what’s that stool for?”
We all watched the replay of an elf hopping up onto a stool. As Ash went by on the belt, he wrangled her with some Christmas lights and fucked her from behind until the belt pulled her away. As she left his grasp, he grabbed a wooden stamp and pressed it onto her ass.
“Did that elf just stamp your ass?” I asked.
“Uhh…” She turned. Sure enough, there was a big red stamp on her ass that said TESTED. Actually…there wasn’t just one stamp.
I turned back to the screen to watch a second elf do the same thing as the first, tangling her up a little more in the lights as he fucked her.
“Oh my God!” yelled Ash. “Those naughty little elves!” I could tell she was trying to sound shocked. But she wasn’t a very good actress.
And the closed captions confirmed my suspicions when they displayed: “[ASH MOANING] Fuck me harder, you naughty little elves.”
Then a third elf took a turn on her. And then a fourth, but his dick looked a little small.
The close caption changed to: “Boo. I want a bigger candy cane.”
“I didn’t say that!” said Ash.