“They aren’t our allies. They never said they agreed.”
I turned to the banana king and Tommy. “What will it be? Do we have an alliance? Or do you want to miss out onthis.” I gestured to my naked body.
“Counter proposal,” said the banana king. “I walk up there and fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk for a week. And then you’ll figure out a way to get our building permits reinstated.”
“And I’ll fuck you too,” added Tommy. “And then you’ll send me the contact info for some of your father’s buyers. Otherwise I’ll be happy to tell Chad all about how you spent your Christmas Eve.”
I very much wanted to accept both of those proposals. Or at least, the part about getting fucked. But I needed this alliance.
“What if we have a little contest?” I suggested. “Winner gets exactly what they want.”
“What’s the contest?” asked Tommy. “Dance off?”
“It has to be a size contest,” said the banana king. “That’s the only proper way to determine something of this magnitude.”
“Not happening,” growled Ghostie.
The banana king laughed. “You scared I’m bigger?”
Ghostie should have been scared of that. Because the banana king was definitely bigger than him. So that idea was out. But that gave me an even better idea. “Having a big cock is great, but it’s more about what you do with it. So how about this. Instead of a size contest, let’s have a contest to see who can give out the most orgasms.” It was a little risky, but Ghostie knew my body like the back of his hand. There was no way he would lose.
The banana king must have realized that, because he didn’t look convinced.
I was about to cash in on my favor that he owed me, but then his eyes focused on something behind me.
I turned around and saw Ash walking back around from behind Santa’s throne. They’d really been going at it for a while back there.
“I’m in,” said the banana king. “But only if Ash is part of it. I want that virgin…”
He stopped midsentence as Santa came up behind Ash and bent her over the throne.
“What the fuck?!” yelled the banana king.
“Aw,” I said. “Were you hoping to take her virginity? Sorry, but Santa beat you to it. You can still have seconds though.” I turned to Tommy. “You in?”
He gave me the up-down and nodded.
Ghostie scowled at them. But he didn’t say no.
Ah! Yes! Christmas orgy!
“What are you all waiting for?” I asked. “Are you gonna come fuck us? Or do we get to have all the fun without you?” I grabbed Slavanka and made out with her. Single Girl Rule #30: Girl on girl action is only gay if no guys were watching. And in this case…guys weredefinitelywatching. I stared at them out of the corner of my eye as I reached up and grabbed one of Slavanka’s tits.
Ghostie was on me in a second. He tossed me over his shoulder and carried me away from the other men. And on the way, he slid a couple fingers in me and curled them in that way I loved.
Oh fuck.I nearly orgasmed just like that. But I was able to control myself. I didn’t want the other guys to think the contest was rigged. Even though it totally was.
As Ghostie carried me between two giant presents, the banana king and Tommy focused their attention on Slavanka. They each grabbed part of her outfit and pulled, unravelling the entire thing. And then she was on her knees.
She looked so fucking excited when they unzipped their pants and whipped out their giant cocks.
I didn’t see what happened next, because Ghostie put me down.
“Hands on the present,” he growled. “And spread your legs.”
Yes please.I did exactly as he demanded.
And then he was inside of me.