“Holy shit,” said one of them. “I can’t believe the legends are actually true.”
“Told you we’d catch one,” said another.
“Get on your knees, slut,” demanded the third. He unbuttoned his camo vest and then he went for the button on his fatigues.
Jesus. I’d seen a lot of good abs in my life, but these were fucking ridiculous. And I wanted my tongue to take the place of his dog tags between his rock-hard pecs. All I could think about was getting on my knees and pleasuring all three of these beautiful soldiers. That was what a proper sexy elf would do. But that would take some time. And I was in a bit of a time crunch.
Crunch! That’s it!
I looked down at the cookie in my hand and a plan popped into my head.
“So you’re all in agreement that he gets me?” I asked, pointing to the one in the vest.
“What do you mean?” asked one of the others.
“You catch an elf, you get a blowjob. But you have to choose which one of you gets it.” That wasn’t true. I was pretty sure that this delivery would only count if I made all of them cum. But I had a plan for that.
“I want the blowjob,” said one of the guys. “This was my idea.”
“Yeah, but I outrank you,” said another.
“Fuck you both,” said the guy with the abs. “I’m a green beret, so she’s mine.” He pointed to his beret. Although I wasn’t sure ifit was to illustrate his point to his friends or just to show me his jacked arms.
“Actually,” I said, “None of you get a blowjob. Because you didn’t leave me any milk.”
“Yes we did,” said one of them.
“Did you?” I pointed to the glass of milk that I’d drank right before they caught me.
“Fuck,” said the green beret and punched another one in the arm. “You idiot. You hadonejob.”
“I swear I put it there,” he protested.
“How about this,” I said. “I’m going to go do another delivery. And if that glass is filled with milk when I get back, I’ll blow one of you.”
“Do we have any more milk?” asked the green beret.
The one closest to the fridge opened it up and moved a few things. “Nope. Just beer.”
“There are other kinds of milk,” I said with a wink. Just to be sure they got what I was saying, I grabbed the green beret’s crotch. Then I handed him the empty cup and walked out of the room.
I could hear their pants all falling to the floor as I closed the door.
Well that worked surprisingly well.
I did a few more deliveries and then went back to check on my three soldiers. They were all standing around a table with their pants around their ankles.
“Do you have my milk for me?” I asked.
“Yes, ma’am,” said the green beret. He held up the glass filled with milky white cum.
I grabbed the cookie, dunked it into the cum, and took a bite.
Oh fuck yes.
This was so much better than milk. Salty sweet perfection.
I dunked the cookie again and finished it off. And then I tipped the glass and let the rest drip into my mouth.