She turned aroundjustin time to dodge the low-hanging branch threatening to take her head off. Well…almostin time.
She cleared the bulk of the branch. But her poofy fur hood snagged on one piece. So as she continued down the mountain, her ski suit did not. In the blink of an eye she’d gone from a big white blur to…
Well, with how pasty her skin was combined with her white bikini, she was still basically just a white blur going down the mountain.
She looked down in horror and momentarily lost control. But it worked out okay, because her new trajectory took her out of the forest and back onto the main slope.
Without having to dodge trees I was easily able to catch up to her.
“What happened to my suit?!” she yelled.
“It tore away, just like you requested.” What was it she’d said? Something about wanting it to tear right off like a lizard’s tail being grabbed by a toddler. And thank God she had requested that or that branch would have done a hell of a lot more damage. Or maybe it would have just ripped out a few pieces fur from her hood. Could have gone either way, really.
“I did not request to be naked!”
“You’re not naked,” I said. “You still have your biki…”
As I said it, Ash skied over a little bump. Her tits bounced up and nearly hit her in the face, and when they came back down, they were no longer contained by her bikini top.
Cheers went up around us. We’d just gotten to the glass atrium, so there were lots of hot soldiers hanging out and sipping hot chocolate next to outdoor space heaters.
“No!” she screamed. “Don’t look at me!” But she didn’t try to cover up. Probably because she was too scared of catching an edge and heading back into the forest. Or maybe she was just loving the applause, that naughty little slut.
Lucky girl.I wished I could put on a show for the hot soldiers too. And maybe I could…
I grabbed my suit and tugged. Sure enough, the whole thing tore right off just as we passed another group of soldiers. I smiled to myself as they cheered wildly. And they cheered again when Slavanka did the same thing.
We got cheers the rest of the way down the mountain. Each time it happened, Ash made an attempt to fix her bikini. But she couldn’t get any purchase on it with her big ski gloves, so she just kept making it worse. Eventually it ended up covering her goggles. And when she tried to move it, she accidentally pushed it off her head. The wind caught it and it was gone.
The whole thing happened in front of a group of skiing teenage boys. Every single one of them was so transfixed that they all totally wiped out.
And speaking of wiping out…
When we pulled in to the very crowded landing at the bottom of the slope, Ash threw herself face-first into the snow.
“You okay?” I asked as I gracefully stopped beside her.
“No I’m not okay!” she yelled without lifting her head. I could barely hear her through the snow covering her face.
“Did you twist your ankle or something? What’s wrong?”
“No. But everyone here just saw my boobs. And I’m so cold but I can’t get up or everyone will see them again.”
“Girl, you’re gonna freeze your nipples off!”
“What?! I thought you said that couldn’t happen?!”
“Of course it can happen. I just didn’t want you to break the Single Girl Rules by not wearing a bikini on a girls’ trip. Why don’t you just put your hands over your boobs?”
“I did not think of that.”
“Come on.” I grabbed one of her arms and Slavanka grabbed the other. And then we hauled her to her feet.
She threw her hands over her boobs, much to the disappointment of every guy watching. Although we were all in thongs and both my top and Slavanka’s were quite small, so they were still getting a pretty great show.
“Ready for the meeting?” I asked.
“No I’m not ready for the meeting!” yelled Ash. “I need clothes.”