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“I think Teddybear gave me the wrong suitcase.”

“Sorry,” said Teddybear. He brought her another one.

She opened it up. “This isn’t right either. This one is just all heels. And the first one was all bikinis.”

“What’s the problem then?” I asked.

“Uh…we’re going to a ski resort. I can’t just run around in a bikini the whole time!”

“Sure you can. Single Girl Rule #43: Bikinis are the only acceptable girls’ trip outfit.” I turned my suitcase around so she could see that I’d only brought bikinis too.

Ash shook her head. “There’s no way that rule applies to ski trips. Isn’t Rule #44 about girls trips too? Something like: Girls’ trips are only girls’ trips if there’s a bikini contest on a beach?”

“Close. Single Girl Rule #44: Girls’ trips are contests to see who can suck the most cocks. The winner doesn’t have to pay.”

“Wait,” said Ash. “I might have to pay for this trip?! I can’t afford a private jet.”

“Then you better get that jaw warmed up,” I said with a wink. I wasn’t actually going to make her pay. But I figured the threat of it might be good motivation to make her finally lose her virginity. Because Ireallyneeded my vow of celibacy to end. I wanted to wake up Christmas morning and get double teamed by my hot bodyguards. #ITakeMyDicksInTwos.

Ash shook her head. “I’m not going to blow some rando.”

“Girl, it’s gonna take a lot more than one blowjob to win this contest.”

“Yes, yes,” agreed Slavanka as she adjusted her bikini top.

“Damn, girl,” I said and honked her boobs twice. “That bikini looks amazing with your ushanka.” I turned to Ash. “Do you have a white bikini too? It would be fun to all match.”

“I’m not wearing a bikini. I’ll literally freeze my nipples off. That’s always been a fear of mine. When my mom was little she knew a kid who…”

“You’re not gonna lose a nipple. And you won’t even be in the bikini for long. You’ll have a snowsuit for skiing.”

“If you’re so confident that our nipples are frost-proof, I dare you to get off the plane topless.”

“And if I do, you’ll wear a bikini?”

“Yup,” said Ash.

“Deal.” I shook her hand.

She looked so confident that she was going to win this bet. Which was odd. Because she knew I loved being naked, right? I was like the opposite of a never-nude.

I gave her a moment to change her mind, but she did not.

Oh well.

I changed into a white bikini and heels and touched up my makeup as the plane landed.

“Brrrrr,” said Ash with an exaggerated shiver as she looked out the window. “It lookssocold out there.”

She wasn’t wrong.

Ghostie opened the cabin door and we got hit with a blast of frigid mountain air. A few snowflakes even fluttered in. But that wasn’t going to deter me.

I walked over to the door, took off my bikini top, and handed it to Ghostie. I winked at him.

But I didn’t think he noticed because he was staring right at my tits.

“Chastity,” Teddybear said. “I don’t think you should be going outside like that.” His eyebrows were lowered. I could tell he wasmore worried about someone else seeing me topless than he was about my attire being inappropriate for the snow. I winked at him too.