Page 11 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 9
“Huh,” said Ash, staring at her hand in shock. “I guess my glove just slipped off. That was a close call though, right?” She let out a sigh and went to take a sip of her hot chocolate. But then she frowned and pulled the lid off. “Is there any more of this?”
Teddybear tossed her another.
Ash gulped it down and lay back in the snow.
“Have I told you guys how much I love you?” she said to no one in particular.
“I love you too,” said Rosalie, lying down next to her.
“And I really love snow.” She took a big handful of it and stuffed it into her mouth. And then she popped up and ran over to Teddybear’s snowmobile. “How cool is this snowmobile? It’s so sleek and shiny. I think I wanna buy one for myself. How much do they cost?”
“Uh…I think this one was like twenty thousand, but…”
“Oh!” yelled Ash, cutting him off. “More hot chocolate!” She grabbed another thermos out of the snowmobile and started double fisting them. “These thermoses are so thick,” she said in complete awe. And then she paused. “Why are you all looking at me like that?”
“Because you’re treating those thermoses like dicks,” said Rosalie with a laugh.
“I am not! If these were dicks I’d be sucking them so hard.”
“Wow,” said Rosalie. “Did you finally let your inner slut out now that you’re in college?”
Ash gave her a confused look. “No. Why would you think that?”
“Uh…because you just said you’d suck those thermoses so hard if they were dicks.”
“I said that? Out loud?” Ash started to turn bright red. And then she slowly ducked behind the snowmobile.
“What’s going on with Ash?” whispered Rosalie to me.
“No idea. I’ve only seen her act like this when…”Wait a second.I took a sip of hot chocolate to confirm my suspicions.Yup.Teddybear had done just as I’d requested and made my favorite hot chocolate. Piping hot milk, super dark cocoa, tons of little marshmallows… And a generous splash of the special ingredient. “The hot chocolate is spiked with banana juice. It makes her super paranoid. And then horny AF.”
“Oooh!” said Ash.
I jumped. I didn’t realize she’d snuck up behind us.
“Who’s horny AF? Tell me everything.” She plopped down next to us and took another gulp of hot chocolate.
“You are.”
“Shhhhh!” she hissed. “Santa might hear.” She glanced around like that was a very real possibility. “I don’t want to end up on the naughty list.”
“Why not?” I asked. “Don’t you know what Santa does to girls on his naughty list?”
“No. What does he do? Does he fuck them?! Or does he send his elves to punish them? Do you think his elves have big dicks? What if their dicks were as thick as these thermoses. I wonder if they’d even fit in my mouth.” She brought one of her thermoses to her lips and tried to suck it like a cock.
“Santa’s elves definitely have small dicks,” said Kyle. “But you know who doesn’t? Me. Which is why my Christmas wish just came true.”
“And what was your Christmas wish?” I asked.
“That Pizza Slut would invite me back for thirds. Gotta go!” He gathered up his stolen fast-food trays and disappeared into the snowy night.
“Wait,” said Ash. “You guys! I forgot to mail Santa a list this year! Did you remember?”
“Nope,” I said.
“Me neither,” agreed Rosalie.
Ash shook her head. “This is a disaster. Teddybear! Ghostie!” she yelled. “Take us back to our dorm immediately! We have urgent Christmas business to attend to!”
