Chance: We forgot a date question.
Me: Oh the horror! What do we do now?
Chance: Well, I think we have to schedule an emergency date for first thing in the morning.
Me: Really?
Chance: I’m pretty sure in order for it to count, it has to be within 18 hours of the date when it was forgotten. And then we can do two questions.
Me: Didn’t we do two questions during our lunch date?
Chance: Yes we did. I think 3, maybe 4. Which might not have been allowed. Excuse me while I consult the rule book.
Me: LOL!
Chance: Okay, multiple questions may be asked on the first date only. Subsequent dates get one question each. Only one question per date until all questions are answered.
Me: Except for the 18-hour rule.
Chance: Right. Except for that.
Me: Well, we can’t break the rules. What would all your police officer friends think?
Chance: Detective, Remi. They are detective friends. Just like me. I’m a detective.
Me: Tomato, Tomahto.
Chance: You’re lucky I find you attractive.
Me: Ditto, Detective.
Chance: So? Tomorrow?
Me: I need to work tomorrow.
Chance: All day?
Me: Pretty much.
Chance: Early morning coffee?
Chance: Don’t do it for me. Do it for the sake of first date question lists everywhere.
Me: LOL!
Me: Can you do 8am?
Chance: I can. I’ll pick you up at 8am.
Me: I can’t believe we’re doing this.
Chance: It’s just coffee.
Me: We both know it’s not just coffee.
Chance: See you in the morning, beautiful. For COFFEE. Sleep well.
Me: Goodnight.