Lexie: Okay.
Kat: OK
Me: Alex set me up with Chance Bauer.
And both girls go radio silent. I can see the three dots, but no text appears.
Me: Hello?
Kat: Uh, Chance Bauer, like the guy I work with? That Chance Bauer?
Me: Yes.
Lexie: Oh that’s so sweet. You were college sweethearts and now you can be grown up sweethearts.
Me: We were NOT college sweethearts.
Lexie: Well, you know what I mean.
Kat: So, how’d it go? Did you enjoy it? Can you see yourself dating him for a month? Or are we taking a trip downtown to donate some shoes?
Me: I can handle it for a month. No problem.
Kat: Yeah, but can he handle you?
Me: Funny…
Kat: Well, alright then. When’s the next date?
Me: We don’t have one yet.
Lexie: That’s gonna make it hard to get to a month. :-)
Me: He pissed me off last night, so I left.
Kat: You okay? What happened?
Me: I am now. But he brought up the whole tap out with Alex and it made me mad.
Lexie: Alex told him about the tap out?
Me: Apparently.
Kat: You didn’t do anything wrong, Rem. In fact, you are an inspiration for women everywhere who don’t stick up for themselves and their needs during sex.
Me: Thanks, Kat.
Lexie: I’m gonna tap out.
Kat: You have to have sex with something that isn’t battery operated to do that.
Lexie: Rude!
Me: LOL
Lexie: Just wait, Kat. I’m going to tap out on my raunchy rabbit vibrator.
Kat: And that would serve your needs how?