No. But why does he need every part of my motivation?
 
 A sperm donor is too impersonal. I need someone I know. I need a night of—
 
 Not love. But something equally beautiful.
 
 Something other than a cup of semen and a turkey baster. Not that professionals use actual turkey basters. Or that I'd attempt such a method. Just, um…
 
 Ariel: I want to do this now.
 
 Chase: You'll need to have unprotected sex.
 
 Ariel: You think?
 
 Chase: I'm just saying.
 
 Ariel: I'm not eight. I know how pregnancy works.
 
 Chase: Unprotected sex leaves you at risk.
 
 Ariel: I'm aware.
 
 Chase: A sperm bank tests all its material. You can't trust a guy's results.
 
 Ariel: He can get a test.
 
 Chase: He could still have an STI. Some take months to show up.
 
 Ariel: I know.
 
 It's sweet he's worried, but I'm not going to take his condescending attitude.
 
 I double majored in math and statistics.
 
 Phil and I watched science documentaries every weekend forever.
 
 I have the actual baby-hosting equipment.
 
 I know how this works.
 
 Ariel: I'm aware of the risks.
 
 Chase: I'm not helping you contract a disease.
 
 Ariel: I'll find someone who's been abstinent for six months.
 
 Chase: Who's willing to get you pregnant the old-fashioned way?
 
 Ariel: Yes.
 
 Chase: You really think that's happening?
 
 Ariel: A guy who hasn't had any in a while will probably be more eager.
 
 Chase: Or he has his reasons.
 
 Ariel: You haven't been with anyone.
 
 Chase: And?