Page 53 of Accidental Husband
She nods.
"Cost a fortune. Divorce always does. You know why that is?" he asks.
"No, why?" She looks to me.What the hell is with him?
"Because it's worth it," he says.
She tries to force a smile, but it's not happening. "What, um—"
"Excuse me." I nod goodbye to the guy. "We have to go."
"Huh?" he asks.
"My boyfriend called. We're going to have a threesome. We like sharing Jules. She likes watching me come in his mouth," I say.
Disgust spreads over his face. He turns back to the bar, shaking his headwhat is wrong with them?
I wrap my arm around Jules. Pull her into the crowded dance floor. Pull her close enough to whisper.
"What the hell was that?" she asks.
"Worked, didn't it?"
"Where did you come up with that story?"
"You really want to know?" I ask.
"No." She pulls back enough to look me in the eyes. Her teeth sink into her lip. Her cheeks flush.
Or maybe that's the red-purple light.
She looks so fucking beautiful in it.
"Did you really have a threesome with another guy?" she asks.
"I have before."
"And you, ahem, with him?"
"No. Swapped the genders for that story."
"Oh. So you were with a girl and another girl and one of them wanted to watch you—"
"Yeah."
Her nose scrunches in distaste. "Why?"
"Why not?"
"You know, it's impossible to argue with that."
"Good thing you ruled out law school."
Her nose scrunches more. Which is fucking adorable. And incredibly irresistible. "God, Griff, maybe you're right."
"Yeah?"
"Maybe we should ditch the clubs and I should get off on your depraved stories."
