But I'm not letting it come to that.
Hunter: I've been crashing at his place.
Wes: "Keeping her entertained" while he's away.
Hunter: Don't.
Wes: You think I was born yesterday? I know how you go through women.
Hunter: Not anymore.
Wes: Oh yeah, now that you're so busy not drinking?
Hunter: Did you have a point?
Wes: "Hey, Wes, nice chatting with you. You are the only brother who will talk to me, but I'm going to be an asshole to you anyway. I just love burning bridges."
Hunter: Don't talk about her like that.
Wes: You like her or something?
Hunter: Doesn't matter.
Wes: Fuck, it doesn't. Girl is throwing you birthday parties. You should hear the way she says your name. Like it's her favorite chocolate or some shit.
Hunter: You coming to the party?
Wes: Fuck yeah. Gotta see you fuck shit up with this girl.
Hunter: Your support means a lot.
Wes: You're welcome.
My shoulders relax.
He's fucking with me, yeah, but that's Wes.
This is the most normal conversation I've had in ages.
Wes: Chase isn't working tomorrow. If you want to come by.
Hunter: I thought you were closed?
Wes: We'll be open in the morning.
Hunter: I'll think about it.
Wes: Griffin is lukewarm toward you, and everybody else here thinks you're a piece of shit. But none of them will actively kick you out.
Fuck, he really hasn't changed.
Hunter: That's a warm welcome.
Wes: I was just thinking that.
Hunter: Great minds.
Wes: You gonna tell me what you want for your birthday or do I need to buy you a fleshlight?