I slide my phone into my pocket and ignore its buzzing until I'm safely in my room. Alone.
Drew: One word, Kendrick.
Fine. If he wants to know this badly, I'll tell him.
Kara: Yes.
Drew: ...
Drew: Are those all the details I get?
Kara: Yes.
Drew: Trying to play me at my own game, huh?
Kara: Sure, why not? Do you masturbate?
Drew: Of course.
Kara: So why don't you go fuck yourself?
Drew: Maybe I will ;)
Kara: Enjoy it.
Drew: I always do.
I throw my phone on my bed and boot up my computer. It's just after nine. The essay is due at the start of class tomorrow. If I skip my finance lecture and pull an all-nighter, I have a solid fourteen hours. Way more than I need.
My phone buzzes against the bed.
Drew: So by "write an essay," you really mean...
Kara: GOOD NIGHT!
Drew: Feel free to picture my ass if it helps.