Page 24 of Girls Will Be Girls

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"UGH, AS IF!”

Louisa:

Did you go on that date last night?

Frida:

I did, but I bailed after 15

Louisa:

Oh god, why?

Frida:

He attended clown college…

Louisa:

Creepy

Frida:

I knew I’d just be picturing a big red nose while he’s inside of me

Louisa:

Thanks for that image…

Frida:

Finally slept with hot bartender though from that place with the plants

Louisa:

YES! Get iiiiiit

Frida:

Having a bad date that he could comfort me over finally did it

Louisa:

I bet it was amazing. Was it amazing? Those HANDS

Frida:

I could write sonnets about those hands

Louisa:

Is he going in the rotation?

Frida:

I think I can squeeze him in, but I might have to start axing guys soon, I don’t have time for them all!

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