Page 108 of From Best Friend to Bride
“What’s that?”
“How do you intend to get pregnant?”
“There are ways,” I said brightly, folding his t-shirts. “Turkey baster. Or do the proper route. You’ve got the money to afford the good clinics.”
“So, you want me to wank off somewhere, collect my cum in a little pot, then hand it to you. What are you gonna do with it, dip a dildo in it to inseminate yourself?”
“That’s quite the imagination you have there, babykins.” I turned my attention to the rest of his clothes. “Of course, not. I’ll pay a nice doctor to do it for me.”
“The dildo or the insemination?”
“Depends what services they offer.”
“Any doctor offering the dildo is not a real doctor, just so you know.”
I grinned. “I don’t need a doctor to do that for me.”
His cheeks pinkened, and he covered his face with his hand. It only hid his eyes, though, so I could see the rapid flushing of his neck.
Maybe that one had been a bit too far.
“Um,” I mumbled, quickly turning away. “Sorry. Didn’t think that through.”
“Maybe avoiding you was easier.” His voice was low, and there was a hint of restraint in his tone that made my skin pimple.
Yeah. Probably.
“That’s enough of that topic.” I busied myself reorganising his toiletries bag, taking everything out one by one to make sure he hadn’t forgotten anything. “Razor.”
“Huh?”
“You need to shave.”
“Right.” He walked up behind me and peered over my shoulder. “Anything else?”
I froze as something prodded my ass cheek.
No, no. It wasn’t something. I knew exactly what it was prodding my butt. I wasn’t going to say it, though. No sir. Not in a million years.
I cleared my throat. “Personal space, sir.”
“Sorry,” he said without moving. “Just the shaver?”
“Uh—uh, toothpaste.”
“Always the toothpaste.” He put his hand on my shoulder and scanned everything I’d laid out. “All right, I’ll grab it.”
He finally released me, and when he’d disappeared into the bathroom, I sagged forwards, clutching my chest.
Good grief.
For someone who insisted on no physical relationship even if I stripped naked and paraded in front of him, he wasn’t exactly shy about poking me with his erection.
“Here.”
I jumped at the sound of his voice. I quickly turned and took the items from him before returning my attention back to packing.
“One more thing.”
