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Erin: Emma still hasn’t given up?

Carter: My sister is insane. Will not leave me alone about dating. Claims “Erin” is the name I gave my blow-up doll.

Erin: You have a blow-up doll?

* * *

Erin: Not feeling so hot today.

Carter: You’re always hot.

Erin: Ha ha *green-faced nausea emoji*

Carter: That bad?

Erin: Yeah. Going back to bed. Call tonight? I want to talk to Thad.

* * *

Carter: I only had you in bed for two nights. How can I already hate sleeping alone again?

Erin: I thought Erin the Blow-up Doll was keeping you company.

Carter: A blow-up doll could never compare to being inside you.

Erin: Carter!

Carter: What?

Erin: … … … I miss you too.

* * *

Erin had been up at dawn feeling sick, which was how she realized her toilet was leaking before it flooded her bathroom. A couple hours of work and then she got to go in to her actual job. None of the guys were in a good mood either—it was Friday and everyone just wanted to go home.

Her phone buzzed in her pocket midmorning.

Carter: What are you wearing?

Erin: Dirty overalls.

Carter: What color is the lace underneath them?

Erin: I’m standing 5 feet from 10 sweaty guys who are wondering why I’m blushing. Don’t do that!

The three bouncing dots appeared, telling her Carter was preparing a reply. The string of emojis he sent next took a minute to interpret, but when she did, she blushed even harder.

Erin: Carter!

Carter: You send me that text a lot.

Erin: You earn it a lot.

This time it was the laughing emoji with tears coming from its eyes. She sent back an eye roll.

Erin: I think I got myself involved with a pervert.

Carter: I think you love that about me.