Friday – April 7, 2023
Madison spit her wine into her cup. "What now?"
"I raped a man today."
"That's not possible," said Chastity. "Girls can't be rapists. You can't fuck a limp dick."
"Sure you can. You just have to fold up the dick and balls and shove it all up there."
"Uh..."
"I tried it with Joe once when he couldn't get hard. It was just as unpleasant as it sounds. Although in a way it does kind of serve as a nice metaphor for our relationship. Being with him was like trying to fit a round peg in a square hole. Only in this case, the round peg is his limp dick and balls all folded up like origami and the square hole is my vagina."
Madison made a gagging noise. "I think I just threw up in my mouth."
"Anyway," I said. "I guess you guys are right. I didn't rape anyone. It was more of a sexual assault, if you want to be technical about it."
"Now that just sounds fun," said Chastity. "The doctor, I assume?"
I nodded. "Oh God, it was horrifying. I called him a filthy pervert and then fell over while trying to take my pants off." Saying it out loud made me want to crawl under the couch and never come out.
Chastity laughed and muted the TV. "Whole story. Now."
The alcohol pumping through my blood made it easy to tell the whole story. By the end I was even laughing about it.God, had I actually done all that?It felt like a strange dream.
"Wow," said Chastity. "You really misread that situation."
“Because of you!”
She laughed.
"Don't feel too bad," said Madison. "He's probably raped plenty of girls before. He had it coming."
"Well I didn't do it all on my own," I said. "Chastity was the one that convinced me it was part of the Society."
"I just thought you'd flirt with him a little and maybe get his number. How was I to know that sweet innocent Ash was suddenly going to turn into a huge slut?"
"Hey!" I crumpled up some paper and threw it at her.
Chastity swatted the paper away. "I mean...you tried to fuck your doctor. I'm not sure how to sugarcoat that."
"You told me to! And the terms and conditions were very ambiguous. They should have been more clear about how to identify if I was in a wish."
Madison looked back and forth between us. "The Society? Terms and conditions? I think you two have had too much to drink."
"Oh yeah, I didn't tell you? I joined a sex club." The alcohol had won. My filter was completely gone.
"It's true," said Chastity.
Madison shook her head. "Stop messing with me."
"We're not." I went and got my phone out of its hiding spot. I clicked through the ten missed call alerts from Madison and logged in to the Society's app. "Here are the terms and conditions." I tossed her my phone.
She looked horrified as she scrolled down. Chastity read over her shoulder.
"Whoa, hold on." Chastity snatched the phone from her. "Clause 14. Wish invitations will be delivered via discreet black envelopes. Once an envelope is received, the Member will accept or decline the invitation via the app."
"Yeah," I said. "That's how it works apparently. So what?"