Page 2 of Love Arranged
I have some.
Ana
Just not the good kind?
Laurence
Exactly.
Ana
You are aware this is a dating app and not a crisis hotline, right?
Laurence
It’s easy to forget given the state of your love life.
Ana
Mine? What about yours?
Laurence
It was DOA years ago.
Ana
Aw. Did someone break your heart?
Laurence
Who said I have one?
Ana
Well then now’s my chance to drop a clichéd “everyone has a heart, even if yours is a bit broken” line.
Laurence
You’ve got a real talent for words.
Ana
Really?
Laurence
No.
Ana
Maybe it’s time for me to delete this anonymous chat and find someone who appreciates my charm AND has no problem meeting up in person after spending the last few weeks messaging nonstop.
Laurence
Giving up already?
Ana
