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Wannabe Hot Stuff

I’m responding.

Nothing follows, and I realize he’s being cheeky. If I wasn’t feeling weird, I’d think it was funny.

Pandora

I’m thinking mice, all over your room. Chewing on all your cables. You’ll wish you had a pet snake then.

Cry Me A

I’ll just get my own snake.

Blaze’s Bitch

There will be no mice or snakes.

Wannabe Hot Stuff

If I see a single mouse, I’m going to burn all your clothes, Pandora.

That does make me laugh.

Pandora

Blaze, you can’t just start a blaze. If you’re setting things ablaze, the school might get involved.

Blaze’s Bitch

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

Cry Me A

A bridge Blaze set ablaze,apparently.

Pandora

ok, then various scary people from various scary factions will get involved. River, you’ll back me up, right?

Cry Me A

I know nothing.

Wannabe Hot Stuff

You aren’t funny, Pandora.

Pandora

I absolutely am.

So, which of you is keeping me company today? I’m not kidding about the mice. I’ve got a supplier.

They stop responding again, which means at least one of them really does want an infestation.

It would serve the Kappa Douche Omega house right to have mice chewing through their shit, anyway.

Cry Me A

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