Page 58 of Coach Me

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Callie has named the group chat: They’re just baseball players

Callie

So I hear we have a new game.

Beck

Miles told me it was called “Escaping Grumpiness” but we all know what he means.

Adam

Why am I in this chat? We’re all on the fucking airplane together.

Tripp

Petition to allow Miles a single curse word. Escaping Bitchiness should be a life motto really.

Callie

Second.

Beck

Third.

Will

Fourth.

Will

Callie sent that.

Sorry, petitiondenied.

Beck

But we have the signatures!

Dex

Luce, how do I leave this chat?

Let me see your phone.

Dex has left the group chat.

Friday: Boston Blues at Pittsburgh Patrons

*picture of Miles giving the camera a peace sign next to two Pittsburgh outfielders*

Your son just asked them if they were ready to lose today. I swear I nearly died until I realized they were traded from the Blues last season. They said to tell you hi.

Dex

I mean he’s not wrong.

Can you do me a favor and bring my hat to the dugout? I think I put it in Miles’s bag by accident.

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