He lifted his hands in surrender. A moment later, a message came through the phone, telling me it had been disconnected from his computer.
 
 “You’re good,” he said.
 
 “Thanks.”
 
 I looked back at the screen and typed out a quick answer.
 
 Me
 
 Ridiculously decent
 
 And obnoxious
 
 But mostly, decent
 
 Vera
 
 Ooooh. Has there been sex?
 
 Me
 
 Technically, no
 
 Sage
 
 Technically?
 
 Vera
 
 OOOOH.
 
 Send a picture
 
 Me
 
 I’m not sending a picture
 
 Vera
 
 I’m stalking your brother on social media as we speak. Artie, right?
 
 Sage
 
 Artie the Asshat, if I remember correctly
 
 Me
 
 That is the title he deserves to go by, yes
 
 Vera
 
 Looks like his BFF is Bo Stevenson
 
 YUMMM
 
 She sent a photo into the chat. It was an old picture of Bo. He was bigger now. And sexier. But I wasn’t going to say that.
 
 Me