Smoke – Fuck.
Me – Who was the one to say, Die, you pussy.
Wolf – Hyde
Jekyll – Hyde.
Smoke – Hyde.
Ice – Hyde.
Hyde – Shit. Fuck me.
Hyde – What’s my punishment?
Me – No Boston Cream Pie for you on your birthday this year.
Hyde – No. Anything but that. Please.
Hyde – Pretty please.
Hyde – I look forward to that all year.
Me – Fine. Then you have to shave your beard.
Hyde – Can’t.
Me – Fine. Then you have to take a girl I know on a date.
Hyde – Who?
Me – Winnie
Hyde – What does she look like?
Me – Excuse me?
Hyde – Fine.
Jekyll –*snickers*
Ice –*rubs hands together*
Ghost – You didn’t.
Me – I so did.
Ghost – You're fucked.
I snickered.
Then I put my phone down and turned it on silent.
Hyde
I’m going to kill her.
Not really