I stutter stepped to a halt.
“What?”
He stopped and looked over his shoulder and down his bulk at me.
“What, what?”
“The next best thing?” I asked.
“Can we get the shopping done?” he asked back.
I started moving again, and when Mo moved with me, I kept at him. “What do you mean the next best thing?”
“You saw her new man.”
“Yeah.”
He said no more.
“And?” I pushed.
“Let’s not do this,” he said on a sigh.
“Do what?”
“Go there.”
“Go where?”
He stopped again and looked up at me.
“I’m a guy, Lottie, and even I can see he’s better lookin’ than me,” he stated firmly.
I stared at him.
“He also makes more money than me,” Mo continued. “He’s an attorney.”
That explained a lot, but only about the boyfriend and his apparel choices for a shopping expedition at King Soopers on a Sunday.
The rest was still unexplainable.
“She moved on fromyouto anattorney?” I asked.
“Yeah,” he answered.
I busted out laughing.
And I did this so hard, I slapped him on the shoulder blade to work some of it out.
“That’shilarious!” I cried.
“It’s really not,” he said.
I ignored him. “Ohmigod. What an idiot. You dump her and?—”
“She dumped me.”
I stopped laughing and started staring at him again.