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"Layla knows her." Matt gestured to Layla who was sitting beside him.

Layla put her hands up. "I swear I won't tell Bee. Your secret is safe with me."

"Still," Mason said. "Stop trying to ruin the surprise." He laughed and lightly pushed James' shoulder.

James shrugged. "Anyway, Alina, you're lying about only having one regret. We all saw that it was more than that."

Alina's eyes got wide. If the restaurant wasn't busy around us, we would have been able to hear crickets chirping. "No," she said quietly. "I, um, lump that all together as one bad decision."

"Oh, sorry. You're lying about the guitar thing then?"

Alina nodded her head. "Yeah. I'm terrible with musical instruments."

"Really?" Matt asked. "I would have guessed you'd know your way around, say, a flute or a clarinet pretty well."

Alina choked on the sip she had just taken.

Rob laughed. "Did you seriously just compare your dick to a flute? Is it like super thin or something?"

"No," Matt said. "Shut up, you've seen my dick. It's normal. It's not thin."

"Wait." I laughed and looked up at Rob. "Why have you seen his penis?"

Rob shrugged. "I don't know. We all grew up together."

"Now I just have to know," Kristen said, staring directly at James. "Who is the biggest?"

James looked away from her and downed the rest of his beer. He picked his straw up from the table and put it in his other drink. He swirled it around, seemingly transfixed.

"We weren't erect around each other or anything," Rob said. "But everyone knows that the Hunters have huge dicks."

"Oh, really?" Kristen winked at me.

Don't fucking wink at me!

"So," she continued, "how big are we talking?" She stared directly at James who made a weird face.

"Not as big as the Caldwells'," Mason said.

James laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" Mason said.

"I just feel like I'm probably bigger than you are."

"Prove it," Kristen said.

"As much as I know you'd like that, I'm not going to whip my dick out in the middle of a restaurant. I'll keep public nudity off my rap sheet."

"I definitely wouldn't mind you doing that." She batted her eyelashes at him.

Oh my God, Kristen.

"Don't you have a boyfriend?" James asked. "I'm pretty sure you literally just mentioned your boyfriend."

"Yeah, but you're on my list."

"Your list?"