Page 72 of Hot Doggin'
“Stiles!”
“McCormick,” I mimic in the same high-pitched tone. Sliding the mouse around the pad, the screen comes to life, and I push play on the video. It’s Mac, alright. And he’s knitting. In his fucking boxer shorts. But it’s the words coming out of his mouth that blow my mind.
“Good afternoon, all you naughty knitters. The Needle Devil is here with another sexy installment, so grab your yarn and needles because we’re about to dive into a knitting tutorial that’s as steamy as it is stitchy.”
He takes a minute to describe the needles he’s using, stroking the bamboo sticks like it’s a cock. Then he goes on to describe the yarn thickness and weight, and what it’s made of.
“First, you’ll need somesoft, silky yarn—something that feels as luxurious in your hands as it will on your finished piece. It’s all about finding thatperfect thickness—not too thin, not too thick, but just the right size to make your fingers tingle. Just imagine how it will feel sliding against your skin when you wear it.”
It’s not just his words, it’s the expressions he’s giving the camera. Like he’s eye-fucking the lens. Or, the subscribers watching on the other end of the lens.
“Now, let’s get intoposition. Hold the yarntightin your hands, letting it fall in soft, fluid waves. The smoother the yarn, the smoother the motions.Trust me,you’ll want this to feel comfortable, relaxed, and just a little bit sexy.”
His puffy, pink nipples and fuzzy red chest are in plain view of the camera, as are his toned abs. McCormick looks like a sexy thirst trap.
“Grab your needles and get ready toinsertthetipinto your yarn. The key here is to be gentle, but firm, as you begin your cast-on. You want aslow glideso that the first few stitches are smooth, setting the tone for the entire project. There’s no rush; let each stitchlinger, building anticipation for what’s to come.”
Fuck me, he makes it sound like sex. Like the needles are fucking the yarn. Insinuating he could be fucking the viewers watching his video. He’s got to be fucking kidding me.
“As you cast-on, think about the rhythm.Slow and steady, one stitch after another. It’s not a race; it's about feeling each motion, the way your needles glidein and outof the yarn. You’re creating something beautiful—and a little bitirresistible.”
He says the word irresistible with a twinkle in his eye, likehe’sirresistible. And shit, maybe he is, because the video prior to this one, which I’m pretty sure is a lot like this, has sixty-seven thousand views with almost as many likes.
My man has a following!
“Now we’re really getting into it. Hold your needles, one in each hand, and start with that first knit stitch. Let the yarnfall ontothe needle, thenpull it through—just like that. The motion is smooth, deliberate, and gets more satisfying with each stitch. Rinse and repeat until your finished product grows bigger and bigger. Let it come to life in your hands.”
I’m actually growing hard from watching him describe his knitting. I can’t believe I’m getting turned on! I glance at Mac,and his cheeks are as red as his beard. He’s embarrassed. He should be! He’s busted and guilty as charged.
“As you work your way down the row, feel the rhythm in your body. Let it move through you. You might notice your fingers becoming moreinvolved, moving with a fluidity that’s almost too sensual to be legal. Like me, your sexy Red Devil. The more you knit, the more thatsweet, repetitive motionwill turn into something downrightaddictive.”
“A good knitter knows that tension is everything. Too loose, and things will befloppy—too tight, and your work will be toorestrictive. Find that perfect balance, just tight enough to keep things secure, but loose enough to let thingsfloweasily.“
The camera pans down to his lap, presumably to show off his knitting, but it also shows his junk. Of course, it’s covered with his black cotton boxers, but come on, Mac’s cock is fat enough to be seen easily through just about anything he wears. There’s no disguising that beast.
“Think of it like a good hug—firm enough to keep everything in place, but not so tight you’re gasping for breath. You want your stitches to glide, not gasp. Unless you’re into that sort of thing,” he adds with a wink.
I peg him with a hard glare. “Mac, when I finish watching this video, I’mma kick your ass. But first, I wanna see how this ends.”
“And now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for—thefinal touch.”I’m gonna give him the final fucking touch! I swear to God!“You’ve been knitting for a while now, slowly building up to this. You’re almost there. Take your time. There’s no need to rush the bind-off. The stitches will slip off the needle, one by one, and with every release, you’ll feel a sense of satisfaction, like a slow, sweet exhale. When I work my yarn with you, I can feel the release throughout my entire body. When you’ve bound off completely, stop and take a moment to admire your work.You did it. You’ve created something beautiful, smooth, and completely yours. I’m so proud of you, naughty knitters.”
“I swear to God, Mac, if there’s a happy ending in this video, I’m seriously going to kill you.”
“There’s not,” he defends. “That’s for paid sites like OF. You can’t give away a happy ending for free.”
“And do you have one of those paid sites?”
“No!” When I continue to glare, he adds, “I was considering it, but I haven’t started it up yet.”
Returning my attention to the video, I catch the tail end of this epic disaster.
“Now you’re ready to knit with a little bit of sass and a whole lot of style. Remember, knitting isn’t just about making things—it’s about thepleasureof the process, the way each stitch feels, and the satisfaction of seeing it allcometogether at the end. Happy knitting, and keep ittight,smooth, andsexyout there! This is the Needle Devil signing off until next time, naughty knitters.”
As soon as the video comes to an end, Mac dashes from the room and I take off after him. “You can run, but you can’t hide, Ernest!”
I catch up with him in the kitchen and corner him against the counter. His eyes are wide with panic, but a smile teases his lips. “Easy now, Stiles. Don’t be mad. It was just harmless fun. A way to make a quick buck. Remember how much you love me? Ride or die, remember?”
“Let’s talk about the die part, ‘cause I’m feeling a little murderous. What in the hell made you think filming porny knitting videos was a good idea?”
