Pen Pal: What is this woman?
Lennie: Stop calling me that and stop calling me Leonora all the time.
I go back to answering emails, but my eyes keep wandering back toward my phone, willing it to light up with a new message.
Pen Pal: Alright, I’ve got it.
Pen Pal: Marsupial.
I hate this man.
My phone lights up again.
Pen Pal: What do you want for dinner tonight?
Lennie: I can’t do dinner tonight.
Pen Pal: Tomorrow?
Lennie: I can’t.
Pen Pal: We have an arrangement, Leonora.
And considering Leopold hasn’t gone away, I need this to work. I need to use Elijah’s territorial possessiveness to my advantage.
Pen Pal: Thursday night?
Lennie: I have book club.
Pen Pal: Is that what you call going to dinner at Fujimori’s?
He’s known about my standing reservation since he saw me the night Russet met with Ren.
Lennie: See, you already knew I was busy.
Pen Pal: Fine, I’ll meet you there.
My fingers fly across the phone.
Lennie: No!
Pen Pal: I’m wounded, Leonora.
Lennie: It’s girls night.
Dinners at Fujimori’s is the one good thing I’ve got going for me. If Leopold takes that then I’m truly screwed.
Pen Pal: Abe and Benjamin are men.
Lennie: Abe works there and Ben’s dating him so of course he’s always around.
Plus he’s close with Ren.
Pen Pal: And I’m dating you. I’ll see you there.
With mounting exasperation, I type.
Lennie: No.