Mason:
Did you make another move on him?
Me:
No, he made a move on me!
Mason:
*eyes emoji* I never thought your
delusion would take you this far!
Me:
I'm not lying, asshole
Mason:
NO SHIT!?
Me:
He pushed me up against a
wall and kissed me and…
Mason:
And what?!I'm invested now
Me:
I thought you didn't wanna
know stuff about my dick LMAO
Mason:
You lost your virginity, man!?
Thats awesome
Me:
Well, in some form, I got my first handjob
Mason:
Wait, you never had a handy.
How much of a virgin are you?!
Me:
Fuck off.We can't all be sluts by 20
Mason: