Page 45 of All You Need is Alien Love
Where you’ve never gone.
It’ll be even more amazing
than that ’80s movie,Tron.
Even if I’m not sure
that the universe is ready,
with me at your side for the journey
I know our course will be true and steady.
Your intergalactic dreams will finally come true
We’ll make it happen soon
Because I’d do absolutely anything
For the only man who makes me swoon.
I can’t wait spend the rest of our lives together,
Whether it be on Earth or among the stars.
I love you more than anything
And my hearts—and tentacles—are forever and always, yours.
“W-well, fucking played, sir,” I blubber, tears streaming down my cheeks and snot dripping from my nose. It’s not cute or remotely sexy, but the grin on Kai’s face tells me he doesn’t care.
Also, he totally fucking one-upped me in a way I never anticipated.
“You liked it?”
There’s only one way I can answer at this moment. I launch myself out of my seat and throw myself into Kai’s arms.
Then I kiss the hell out of him, devouring his mouth and running my hands through his hair while I writhe with need in his big, strong arms.
When I finally have to come up for air, I’m delighted to see my hubby-boo is dazed with desire and only has eyes for me.
I whisper in his ear. “I think I’m going to have to use that tentacle-shaped dildo tonight just to get some relief.”
Kai’s nostrils flare, and he makes a growling noise that sends shivers through my body.
I grab his face and cradle it between both of my hands. “You’re really taking me to Tentacular Tales Con for our honeymoon?”
A slow, satisfied grin curves his lips. “As you wish.”
I gasp and try not to swoon some more. “You’re finally learning lines fromThe Princess Bride.”
He snorts softly. “Well, you have forced me to watch it with you at least ten times already.”
I snuggle closer and pet his abdominal pouch covered by his dress shirt. “You know you love it.”
“I loveyou,” he murmurs, burying his nose in my curls.
Grandma Iris clears her throat loudly into the mic. “If the couple could… detach from one another, please?”
