Page 31 of All You Need is Alien Love
My mind is filled with possibilities.
Maybe a historical record of the Genaro family? Perhaps a recipe book with all of Kai’s favorite dishes? Possibly a garment or keepsake specific to Iyaran culture?
I peel back tissue paper to find…
Male lingerie. And plenty of it.
Mouth hanging open, I pull out a black mesh hollow-front jockstrap that leaves little to the imagination.
Then a pair of lacy-edged satin purple boy briefs.
Underneath that, I find a red leather G-string.
Next, a pair of white lace garters with a matching thong.
And they’re all in my size.
I gape at Iris.
She leers. “Don’t forget the special item at the bottom.”
I dig through the tissue paper until my hand wraps around something solid. I yank it out, holding it aloft like I’m Duncan MacLeod inHighlander.
Only it’s not a sword.
It’s a rather girthy tentacle-shaped dildo.
I press a button.
Oh, sweet! It moves and vibrates too.
“Dear galactic gods,” Kai moans next to me, covering his beet-red face. “Why, Grandma,why?”
Undaunted, Iris gives me a saucy wink. “A little something for the honeymoon. You may not have tentacles of your own to use on Kai, but this will do in a pinch.”
Ellie reaches out and high-fives her. “Nice work, Mom! If Kai’s anything like his dad, he loves some tentacle ass play.”
Both Kai and Maddox sink down lower in their seats.
Iris’s expression turns smug as she nods at Ellie. “So does my husband.”
I can’t help it; I throw my head back and laugh. “This is the most amazing epic welcome to your family.” I grin. “I’m gonna fit in real well with you all.”
“Don’t give them any encouragement,” Kai mutters, looking like he’s ready to melt into the floor and disappear.
“Exactly,” his dad agrees, his stoic face flushed.
I lean over and give Kai’s earlobe a little nibble in the way that always makes him whimper. “I’ll model the lingerie for you in private.” I lower my voice. “As for the dildo, well, that’ll be used in private too.”
From the heat I see in his eyes, I can tell he’s very fond of that idea, and I feel like I’ve managed to give him a little torment in exchange for his sexy teasing moments ago.
I squirm in my seat, still unable to fully get rid of the semi I’m sporting under the table.
We all go over some last-reminder details about the ceremony and then all too soon, it’s time for us to part.
Kai’s going to remain here at his parents’ house while I stay at ours.
Even though the houses are near each other, it’s going to feel like we’re miles apart for the next few nights. In such a short time, I’ve already become accustomed to being beside him in bed, snuggling in his arms and reveling in his warmth before drifting off to dreamland.
