Page 56 of Second Quarter Comeback
Killion: I trust plenty, but so far there’s nothing that makes me believe these people are seriousabout your business.
Camille: They moved me to New York.
Killion: So they’re paying for everything—even the penthouse?
Camille: Well, no, it was all paid by me, but . . . they’re going to invest millions and only get twenty percent of my earnings. That’s a great deal.
Killion: What if I invest millions, only get five percent, and you stopped worrying about these people?
Camille: They have great connections with social media influencers.
Killion: If you need that, I can have my publicist connect you with the people you need.
Camille: Let me talk to my lawyer.
Killion: What are today’s plans?
Camille: I have a few consultations.
Killion: You still haven’t told me how you got to be the Hooha coach or why you’re still working as a doctor.
Camille: I love medicine, but the business is fun and helps women who don’t need reconstruction. Many don’t really need it, they just need the exercises. Plus . . . there’s a lot more involved.
Killion: How did you become a reconstruction surgeon?
Camille: Karla. After her first baby she was having issues. The doctor recommended surgery to fix it. She came to me and I began to look into that. It didn’t make sense that at her age she’d need reconstruction. I began researching. Many new moms go through two or three surgeries because there’s no one helping them with exercises and tips. Would they need the surgery at some point? A good doctor will tell them if they really do.
Killion: You are passionateabout this.
Camille: I am.
Killion: So, you’re tight with all those exercises, huh?
Camille: Don’t start, Crawford.
Killion: I’m just asking if you only teach or if you do . . . how does that saying goes?
Camille: I don’t think it applies to this.
Killion: Sure, tight cunts are applicable, always.
Camille: You’re unbelievable.
Killion: Oh, come on, Cam. It’s a valid question. You’re so passionate about helping these women, teaching them how to strengthen everything . . . you’re telling me you don’t put all that knowledge to good use yourself?
Camille: My patients’ health and recovery isn’t a joke, Killion.
Killion: I’m not joking. I’m just appreciating the potential . . . side effects of all that expertise.
Camille: You’re impossible.
Killion: Maybe. But I’m also imagining how all that “tightening” knowledge might apply to you. Makes me wonder, Cam—are you as tight as I think you are?
Camille: You’re skating on thin ice.
Killion: Thin ice? Baby, I’m ready to dive headfirst. I mean, the thought of you, with all that precision and control . . . it’s enough to drive me insane.
Camille: I’m not entertaining this.
