"Speaking about sex," Kendra said. "On a scale of one to ten, how good is James in bed?"
"An eleven."
They all laughed.
"I haven't met an eleven in years," Kendra said. "I think all the elevens are in relationships. And why wouldn't they be? Their dicks are like fucking Gods."
Marie laughed. "You put too much emphasis on sex. There is so much more to a relationship than that."
"I thought Carter was good in bed?" Kendra asked.
"He is. I'm just saying..."
"Mhm," Kendra said, cutting her off. "All about that dick."
Melissa laughed.
"And what about you?" Kendra asked Melissa.
"What about me?"
"Are you seeing anyone right now?"
Melissa glanced at me. "Yeah. Actually, I just started dating Tyler."
Kendra squealed. "The cute one that Bee and Penny always hang out with?"
Melissa took another shot from the table. "Yup, that's the one."
"And how is he in bed?"
"Well...I personally think he's an eleven."
This is so awkward.
Kendra smiled. "Usually younger guys have no idea what they're doing. But every now and then you find one that's super eager to please. I think I might just be in the mood for a younger guy tonight." She looked around the bar.
Melissa grabbed the paper from Kendra. "Okay, what's next?" She looked down at the paper and then handed it back to Kendra. "Do you want to skip around again? How about we do number 12?"
"No, let's just do what's next. Oh, perfect. List everyone you had sex with in order from best to worst, Penny."
"I'm going to veto that one," I said.
"Seriously? We have you making out with a stranger near the bottom of the list."
"What? I'm not doing that."
"I know. That's why you have to do this one. We all knew you'd veto that one."
"I..."
"Just tell us. Or is the list too long?"
I laughed nervously. "Um, no. Just, James at the top obviously. And then Austin. That's it."
"You've only slept with two guys? What is wrong with you?!"
"I've only slept with two guys," Bee said.