Alright, cool. But yeah, our bikers are incredible, we’ve got a contortionist, some jugglers…
 
 Bobby:
 
 Juggling? Sounds lame as fuck.
 
 Jude:
 
 Alright, you wanna come juggle some axes?
 
 Bobby:
 
 I stand corrected.
 
 Jude:
 
 But I think we’re best known for the Twisted Twins.
 
 Bobby:
 
 Oh, what’s so twisted? Do they fuck or something?
 
 Jude:
 
 …. No. They’re a blind folded, high-flying trapeze act put on by identical twins who are anything but.
 
 Bobby:
 
 Well, that’s almost as good.
 
 Jude:
 
 Anyways… We’re here for three nights only, and then we’re gone, so if you want to know more, you’ll have to come check out the show. Tickets are only thirty-five dollars.
 
 Bobby:
 
 Where are you set up?
 
 Jude:
 
 Goldcrest Fairgrounds.
 
 Bobby:
 
 Anything else my listeners should know about this hardcore Alpha entertainment?
 
 Jude:
 
 Yeah. Expect the unexpected, and come ready to have your limits tested.
 
 Chapter 1
 
 I’m not a liar,but I have been known to bend the truth a little when needed. And in my defence, this is a situation where the truth was not an option I could entertain.
 
 I needed an escape, and I needed one fast.
 
 Which is why I’m standing in what is usually the empty Goldcrest Fairgrounds, staring at a massive gray striped tent, with everything I own that is worth saving shoved into two carry-on-sized suitcases at my feet.
 
 It’s a gorgeous day, a stark contrast to the tempest that brews within me, but at least it’s not raining. No one wants to start their new job soaked to the bone.