Like French Fry's?
EMMETT reacted with "Ha Ha!"
FELIX:
Take that back! My dick is majestic! You ducking idiots wouldn't know a beautiful cock if it slapped you in the face.
DUNCAN:
I've been slapped in the face with beautiful cocks before and it didn't look like yours.
FELIX:
I had to take a shit and, per usual, without my guidance you assholes got out of hand.
Everyone wish Young Gun a Happy House Hunting with Harper!
Or "HHHH" for short.
EMMETT:
HHHH
DUNCAN:
HHHH YG
CROSBY:
HHHH bud
BRYSON:
Happy House Hunting with Harper!
Dicks.
I took the time to type the whole thing out so it took longer but, Young Gun, I meant it the most.
This is the type of banter they exchange in the locker room, too. Some of the other guys chime in but it's usually these guys, the starting five, that roll back and forth with each other.
They tease each other but it's all in good fun. Always light hearted. Like they're so comfortable with each other because of their solid friendship and the teasing is the foundation. And it shows on the ice. These five play exceptionally well together.
Thanks man.
I head to the shower but the texts start coming in again.
FELIX:
Holy shit.
BRYSON:
I'm his favorite.
CROSBY:
SHHH, he's on the texts! Don't talk about him like he's not here.