Page 12 of Unmasking Love
Poor Harper.
FELIX:
Poor Harper? Aiden is a goddamn delight! And I finally fixed the fact he was ghosting her (too).
Young Gun - don't for one second think I haven't noticed you reading all of these texts but never responding.
EMMETT:
Dude, chill. I, for one, am glad Young Gun hasn't fallen prey to all these shenanigans. It means his head is in the game which is where I want our back up goalie's head to be.
DUNCAN:
As your linemate, I agree.
As someone who had high hopes for Young Gun's induction into the Renegades family after that beautiful nickname ceremony... I'd like moreengagement.
BRYSON:
That was a beautiful naming moment.
CROSBY:
Agreed. I almost teared up.
EMMETT:
So much better than when Dunc tried to do one for himself.
DUNCAN:
Fuck off E.T.
DUNCAN:
Having the ice girls shoot monopoly money at me out of the t-shirt cannons was incredible and you just wish your nickname was Pays instead of some dumb alien.
EMMETT:
DUMB ALIEN?You're dead to me.
CROSBY:
Yeah Pays, that was below the belt!
Wait, do aliens have genitals?
BRYSON:
They have to, right?
DUNCAN:
That girl I was seeing last fall had a book about it and, yeah, they do.
CROSBY:
Was it all wrinkly and green? ??
