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It was an ordinary Thursday. Muggy. Full of mosquitoes.
Even Discord was listless.
Then, suddenly, our phones went hysterical with notifications: one after another, rapid fire, belling our brains into shock.
@moonovermatter:New girl
@moonovermatter:Here
@moonovernatter:Lucy
@moonovermatter:Just moved
@moonovermatter:Heard music from my bedroom this am
@moonovermatter:shitty
@moonovermatter:*shitty music
@moonovermatter:looked out my window, saw the moving van across the street
@moonovermatter:Went out back to yell
@moonovermatter:girl came outside
@moonovermatter:saw me
@moonovermatter:fuck I was dumb
@moonovermatter:but I was in shock
@moonovermatter:like why FH
@moonovermatter:why would you do that
@moonovermatter:she doesn’t seem crazy
@moonovermatter:mom’s sus
@moonovermatter:garden gnomes etc
@moonovermatter:we’ll see I guess
@badprincess:what the fuck is happening?????
@mememeup:is this a joke? I don’t get it
@moonovermatter:shit gotta go at work
@skyediva:Who is this???????
It was a scandal. It was chaos. Who was @moonovermatter? Why were they on Discord? How did they know about Lucy? What the fuck was the deal with the garden gnomes?
Spinnaker was losing his mind, of course, over compromised cybersecurity and lax protocol for changing usernames. We figured we only had a few minutes before he started expounding on cryptocurrency again and tried to cut his paranoia off at the pass.