Page 79 of On My Side
Audrey
tell your dick to chill out please
Ren
why don’t you tell him yourself?
Audrey
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Ren
you know saying that was a gamble, and i now realize it was a bad one
Audrey
lmaooo you’re ridiculous
also, did you know your sister and her hyperactive girlfriend are hosting their launch event at the inn? hunter told me at 10000 words a minute this morning and I think I retained like one detail. it’s gonna be really gay
Ren
hunter’s a talker, but she’s talked about how much she likes the inn lady a few times at dinner
Audrey
that makes me sound like someone’s 75 year old crotchety aunt
Ren
now that i’m smiling like a fool at my phone during my prep period… when can i come get the lightsaber from you?
Audrey
piper will probably be home tonight.
Ren
got it, no worries. We can try to do a sneaky pass-off on saturday.
Audrey
i was GOING to say maybe i can tell her i’m going grocery shopping for a few hours and bring it to you… wearing a different pair of thigh-highs for you to play with, if you want.
Ren
Audrey
i don’t know what that means
Ren
Audrey
