Page 46 of Over the Moon

Easton

And there it is. He likes her.

Axel

I think that’s obvious. Did you see them at pickleball last night?

Archer

What happened at pickleball? I wasn’t there.

Rafe

He just gapes at her the whole time like a lovesick puppy.

Bridger

It’s uncomfortable to watch.

Fuck off.

Easton

I didn’t even notice. I just noticed her and Lulu dominating on the courts last night. So I prefer that Rafe and Clark just gape at their girls and let them work their magic.

Eloise Gable is not my girl. She doesn’t see me that way.

Rafe

She definitely likes you. I know these things.

Bridger

What is this conversation? I’d rather discuss the shitter again.

Don’t be an asshole.

Bridger

Then stop being a weak fucker. You like her. Do something about it.

Archer

You did score the winning goal at the Stanley Cup. This shouldn’t be that hard.

Rafe

Come over and sit on my toilet, get a deep clean, and decide how to get the girl.

Axel

How did you ever get a girl like Lulu?

It must be his shaved balls.

Easton

Or maybe it’s his pristine asshole.

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