Page 94 of My Silver Lining

Archer

So, what did you say?

I had to think quickly. I told her that I used to date a podiatrist, and I had a fear of feet now.

Easton

Bridger

I don’t fuck with feet either.

Axel

You don’t have any desire to massage the cracked heels of an elderly woman?

Clark

She has bunions, and they are no joke.

Axel

You actually did it?

Clark

She’s a hundred and twenty, dude. I just told her she had to keep her socks on. I did a few squeezes, and she was content.

Easton

You’re a good man. Anyway, enough of the feet. You better be there tonight, Bridger. We’ve dominated the first two weeks. Let’s just try to rein Lulu in. Her shit-talking almost got us written up.

She’s got a mouth on her, and I totally dig it.

Axel

She called the Wilcox brothers the Cocksuckers.

That’s because they made some crack about wanting to find a new financial advisor and then saying they would never work with a member of the Chad-Six.

Axel

So she got defensive on your behalf. Are you still claiming this isn’t serious? She’s leaving in a few weeks, right?

Easton

I honestly thought you two were faking it in the beginning. But now it seems very fucking real.

Archer

If they’re faking it, then I’m a neurosurgeon and Bridger didn’t shit himself last week at the hockey game.

Bridger

It’s those fucking cheesy potatoes.

Clark

You did not shit yourself in our arena.

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